Porn games, however, are not for the instantly gratified masturbator such as myself … no, they are more geared toward people with certain traits that I do not seem to be blessed with in abundance. I like my porn like I like my women: sexy, easy, and there to make me cum. For those of you who have been following my reviews (firstly, thank you secondly, get a life), you know well by now that I have never been much of a gamer, both in general and especially when it comes to porn. Well, I’m back once again to review another porn game.